The results of this one were fun, so I thought I'd share...

[weirdqafan]

You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow, Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three. </td> Captain Jack Sparrow 92% Indiana Jones 83% El Zorro 63% James Bond, Agent 007 54% William Wallace 50% Maximus 46% Batman, the Dark Knight 46% Lara Croft 42% The Terminator 29% The Amazing Spider-Man 29% Neo, the "One" 17% Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0 created with QuizFarm.com

I also have pictures from San Francisco forthcoming if I can get my fucking phone to send them already!