In my case it would be Tiny Jewish Santa...

[weirdqafan]

I had to 'cuz everyone else was. And damn...I was busy this year!

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May I donated bone marrow to viola69 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In November I turned kitkatbyte in for running naked in the mall (3 points). Last Monday on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last week I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Friday stellaricons_ and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Overall, I've been nice (913 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony! Sincerely, weirdqafan

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