Fun Facts about FanFiction

So I think that any movie written about a different time period with fighting directly lends itself to lots of slashy goodness.

Ya know why? Hot sweaty men spending loads of time alone together.

Any movie that embodies these traits demands to be slashed.

On the way back from D.C. I saw most of the movie Troy on the plane. Hot, half-naked, oily, sweaty, men fighting each other with their large penises swords. The movie is like an ode to homoerotic subtext.

And the movie also has Orlando Bloom in it, who is one of the most slashable actors ever!

Now I am on a (so far not so successful) search for Achilles/Paris fiction.