Soo I Was Thinking (a VERY Scary Event Indeed)....

[weirdqafan]

Apparently the ebay sale ended and Brian's outfit went for $1075.00 (this is what someone posted to the projects group, so if it's wrong, not my fault). And I couldn't help but wonder, given how wonderfully Gale's items seem to sell, how much these couple of articles could bring in:

1) The THONG! You know the one. Episode 101- Justin's steals the morning after (to whack off with obviously). That still remains one of the few pairs of underwear Brian seemed to wear.

2) The Black Tank. From Episode 110- The one that Gale looked particularly sweaty in and was used as a precursor to the extremely HOT hotel sex.

3) The 'Cabana Boy Contest' outfit for the White Party. Episode 211- White cowboy hat and white drawstring pants that hung beautifully over what looked like a free-balling Gale.

4) The cancer undies. Quite possibly one of the ugliest pairs of boxer briefs I have ever seen. Yet on Gale, strangely sexy...

5) The cowry shell bracelet (even though someone recently speculated in a group that the bracelet was actually Gale's that he wore during the audition and Cowlip loved it). It's something that was soo a part of 'Brian Kinney' the first couple of seasons.

And since turnabout is fair play, from Justin's closet...

1) The lovely shiny shirt that our favorite twink tossed off when he made Brian realize that he still wanted him. From Episode 103, that cute shirt that when I think of I can only remember the sight of Justin's cute, bare except for the stray piece of glitter, gorgeous chest.

2) The tightey whities. Episode 213- The one's Brian spanked him in, or at least he started to before those damn lesbians stormed in without knocking! Also could be same pair from Episode 120- that Justin shook his ass in for the frothing crowd of Babylon and was named King for how hot his ass looked in them.

3) Justin's long hair. (it's almost like clothes) Something I (along with a lot of fans) was definitely sad to see go. His beautiful, multi-functional hair. See Brian. See Justin with long hair. See Brian pull on Justin's hair during sex, making it seem REALLY hot!

4) Justin's Pink Posse Uniform. Since a pink tank top and army pants never looked so good. Ok, it still doesn't look good, but when it leads up to hot, mind-blowing chair sex, who wouldn't want 'em?

5) The Nipple Ring. Even though it unfortunately disappeared after Season 1 and was never heard from again, this little piece of jewelry that Justin got as a form of artistic expression (or to turn Brian on) looked pretty damn good!

And for a collaborative sale:

The gorgeous matching black undies the boys were wearing from Episode 311, right before they had yummy cushion sex. Hell, even throw in the matching socks. Or better yet~ the cushions!

So having said that...

The point of this: Nothing
The result of this: Nothing
The lesson learned from this: I have too much time on my hands

:D

Comments

[madeofgold.livejournal.com]

Ah but my friend there was a point to this post. The point was that I too have too much time on my hands because I would sell off most of worldly goods for #1 on the Brian list and #2 on the Justin list!

I of course would sell my parents for the matching black underwear. :/

[weirdqafan.livejournal.com]

Ah yes. Their undies would be particularly beautiful mementos to have of the show. And see? You prove my point. That if they REALLY want to make money, sell some undergarments that have touched one of the boys *cough* manhoods. Fangirls will go nuts. It's as good as gold!
;)

I'll take it all!!

[cindybaby.livejournal.com]

Okay, yes, you may have too much time on your hands, but the result of that abundance of time...priceless!!!

*smile*

Well done!

Re: I'll take it all!!

[weirdqafan.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it did actually take a certain amount of *ahem* 'research' to figure out what would belong here, so the time came in handy. I'm glad you found it amusing!
:)

[teary-eyed2.livejournal.com]

I'd take the 2 pairs of tightey blackies - because I know that the whole point of them being so tight and the color black was to disguise/flatten all the 'action' going on within them during the hottest strip & sex scene of the series ;))

[edenmalfoy.livejournal.com]

I bet Brian's bracelet would fetch a lot (and I mean A LOT) of money on eBay. Problem with that is that there are so many of them you'd never know if it was 'the one' or not. Everyone seems to have one nowadays ::looks down at the cowry shells adorning own right wrist::

The scarf, obviously, would bring in a lot of money. Justin's King of Babylon hat...both the cowboy hat (because a cowboy never looked so fucking good) and the crown.

I think it's hilarious, when I was on eBay browsing their QaF stuff Brian and Justin's stuff was going for about $200+ for a shirt with like 6 days left to bid and other people's stuff, like Michaels was going for like $5.75. I was cracking up.

[little-lusty.livejournal.com]

Babe while it does seem you have to uch time on your hands...I LOVE YOU FOR IT! I have been browsing a lot of QaF LJ recently and have been loving some of these posts! You made excellent points on what would sell well! My fav...Justin's hair! I loved his Season 3 hair and while still confess complete lust to Randy with long or short hair, I am with you on the whole "Gale pulling during sex which makes it sooo much hotter!"
Alright dammit now I need to go home and watch that! Brit